Now think about this....
Conclusion: "Guns don't kill people, doctors do."
FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN,
BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.
Please alert your friends to this alarming threat.
WE MUST BAN DOCTORS BEFORE THIS GETS COMPLETELY OUT OF HAND!!!!!
Out of concern for the public at large, our statistician withheld data on lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical attention.
Editor's Note: Politically Incorrect but statistically true. Truth can be funnier than fiction...
This is a$50 prize winner submitted by Dave Dorsett, Austin, TX
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