(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.
(B) Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year are 120,000.
(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171.
(Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health and Human Services.)
Now think about this....
The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000. Yes, that is 80 million.
(B) The number of
accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500.
(C) The number of
accidental deaths per gun owner is 0.0000187.
are 9,144 times more dangerous than gun owners.)
Conclusion: "Guns don't kill people, doctors do."
FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN,
BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.
Please alert your friends to this alarming threat.
WE MUST BAN DOCTORS BEFORE THIS GETS COMPLETELY OUT OF HAND!!!!!
Out of concern for the public at large, our statistician withheld data on lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical attention.
Editor's Note: Politically Incorrect but statistically true. Truth can be funnier than fiction...
This is a $50 prize winner submitted by Dave Dorsett, Austin, TX
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