We demand gun control but whereas not everyone has a gun, everyone has a doctor...
(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.
(B) Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year are 120,000.
(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171.
(Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health and Human Services.)
Gun Control or Medical Industry Control?
The Fact is NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS A DOCTOR.
The un-funny conclusion: "Guns don't kill people, doctors do."
Please alert your friends to this alarming threat.
WE MUST BAN DOCTORS BEFORE THIS GETS COMPLETELY OUT OF HAND!!!!!
Out of concern for the public at large, our statistician withheld data on lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical attention.
Editor's Note: Politically Incorrect but statistically true. Truth can be funnier than fiction...
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