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A Lap Dog, Just My Luck!

The Side Effect Of A Funny Thing Is Laughter

This is what happens when you save every last dime for a lap dog! Don't laugh now, well go ahead, the dog did...

November 11, 2019 | TheDogPress.com

courtesy of Hal Gantt

I had always heard about lap dogs and I had always wanted one because ever since I was a baby I have always known how comforting it can be to sit in a lap.

So I saved up every extra penny I could for almost a year and finally was able to buy one though it was very expensive.

I cannot tell you how distraught I was, when every time I tried to sit in his lap, he would growl and try to bite me!

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