Redneck Medical Terminology
The Side Effect Of A Funny Thing Is Laughter
Sent in by Hank Dowling
Studies have demonstrated that some people have a lower stress rate because they don’t understand the seriousness of medical terminology.
Medical Term - Redneck Definition
Artery ~ The study of paintings
Bacteria ~ Back door to cafeteria
Barium ~ What doctors do when patients die
Benign ~ What you be, after you be eight
Caesarean ~ Section A neighborhood in Rome
CAT scan ~ Searching for Kitty
Cauterize ~ Made eye contact with her
Colic ~ A sheep dog
Coma ~ A punctuation mark
Dilate ~ To live long
Enema ~ Not a friend
Fester ~ Quicker than someone else
Fibula ~ A small lie
Impotent ~ Distinguished, well known
Labor Pain ~ Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff ~ A Doctor's cane
Morbid ~ A higher offer
Nitrates ~ Rates of pay for working at night, normally more money than days
Node ~ I knew it
Outpatient ~ A person who has fainted
Pelvis ~ Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative ~ A letter carrier
Recovery Room ~ Place to do upholstery
Rectum ~ Nearly killed him
Secretion ~ Hiding something
Seizure ~ Roman Emperor
Tablet ~ A small table
Terminal Illness ~ Getting sick at the airport
Tumor ~ One plus one more
Urine ~ Opposite of you're out....
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