Redneck Medical TerminologyThe Side Effect Of A Funny Thing Is LaughterSent in by Hank Dowling
Studies have demonstrated that some people have a lower stress rate because they don’t understand the seriousness of medical terminology.
Medical Term - Redneck DefinitionArtery ~ The study of paintings Bacteria ~ Back door to cafeteria Barium ~ What doctors do when patients die Benign ~ What you be, after you be eight Caesarean ~ Section A neighborhood in Rome CAT scan ~ Searching for Kitty Cauterize ~ Made eye contact with her Colic ~ A sheep dog Coma ~ A punctuation mark Dilate ~ To live long Enema ~ Not a friend Fester ~ Quicker than someone else Fibula ~ A small lie Impotent ~ Distinguished, well known Labor Pain ~ Getting hurt at work Medical Staff ~ A Doctor's cane Morbid ~ A higher offer Nitrates ~ Rates of pay for working at night, normally more money than days Node ~ I knew it Outpatient ~ A person who has fainted Pelvis ~ Second cousin to Elvis Post Operative ~ A letter carrier Recovery Room ~ Place to do upholstery Rectum ~ Nearly killed him Secretion ~ Hiding something Seizure ~ Roman Emperor Tablet ~ A small table Terminal Illness ~ Getting sick at the airport Tumor ~ One plus one more Urine ~ Opposite of you're out....
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