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DON'T RAISE THE BRIDGE, LOWER THE RIVER

Sunny Shay was getting ready to go in for BIS with her Afghan, 11-year-old Shirkhan.  We were chit-chatting and I noticed her slip was showing and told her.  I was waiting for her to hand me the Afghan as she reached inside the top of her dress to pull up the straps on her slip.  She held on to the dog, bent over and ripped the bottom lace from her slip.  She won BIS.

PS:  Part of her chit-chat regarded a certain prominent dog man that counseled her not to show Shirkhan for BIS because we want to remember him as he was.  I told her he didn't want Shirkhan beating him and that convinced her to go in.  Cap.

 

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Urgent Notice: Potential Danger of Dog Hair

 

In a press release today, the National Institute of Health has announced the discovery of a potentially dangerous substance in the hair of dogs. This substance, called "amobacter caninii" has been linked with the following symptoms in females: Reluctance to cook, clean or do housework, a reluctance to wear make-up, good clothes or high heels heels. Reluctance to spend money on home or car repairs until after 'Baby' has new collars, leashes, beds, treats, food, blankets or toys.

 

"Amobacter caninii" usually results in long hours away from home and exhaustion which may lead to a loss of physical contact with other humans (especially husbands and boyfriends). "Amobacter caninii" is thought to be addictive, driving the need for additional sources - this may lead to a "pack mentality" or like the potato chip commercial, "you can't have just one". Beware! If you come in contact with a female human infected by this substance, be prepared to talk about dogs for hours.

 

Surgeon General's Warning: Dogs are expensive, addictive, and may impair the ability to use common sense.  sent in from Lisa Herman 11/09

 

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