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YOU
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The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
Hot water now comes out of both taps and
You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron! The temperature drops below 95° and you feel a little chilly.
You discover that in July it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.
You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.
Every dog is a
hotdog
Your biggest fear of having a bicycle wreck is, You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is
Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice
The cows are giving evaporated milk. Ah, what a place to call home.
God Bless Our State of
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Texan tried and true.
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