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DO THE
NUMBERS
The next time you hear a
politician use the word "billion" in a casual manner, think about
whether you want the "politicians" spending your tax money.
While this thought is still fresh in our brain, let's take a look
at New Orleans: If you've ever dealt with government .. you need to read this Dam Letter! 2006 Texas Legislation regarding the Hunting & Harvesting of Attorneys Airplane Maintenance Here's what it take to fly or repair a plane, "Have a good Flight!"
Conclusion: "Guns don't kill people, doctors do." FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR. Please
alert your friends to this alarming threat.
Out of concern for the public at large, our statistician withheld data on lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical attention. Editor: Politically Incorrect but statistically true. Truth can be funnier than fiction... A prize winner submitted by Dave Dorsett, Austin, TX Captain Haggerty topped them all with this real life laugh: DON'T RAISE THE BRIDGE, LOWER THE RIVER
Sunny Shay was getting ready to go in
for BIS with an 11-year-old Shirkhan. We were chit-chatting and I
noticed her slip was showing and told her. I was waiting for her to
hand me the Afghan as she reached inside the top of her dress to
pull up the straps on her slip. She held on to the dog, bent over
and ripped the bottom lace from her slip. She won BIS.
PS Part of her chit-chat regarded a
certain prominent dog man that counseled her not to show Shirkhan
for BIS because we want to remember him as he was. I told her he
didn't want Shirkhan beating him and that convinced her to go in.
Cap.
Teaching Math was our Winner for 2005 Last week I purchased a cheeseburger for $2.58. The counter girl took my $3 and I was digging for my change when I pulled 8 cents from my pocket and gave it to her. She stood there, holding the nickel and 3 pennies, while looking at the screen on her register with her mouth open. I sensed her discomfort and suggested to her to just give me two quarters, but she was compelled to hail the manager for help. When he tried to explain the nuances of the transaction to her, she stood there and began to cry. Why do I tell
you this? So I can rant about the importance of understanding basic
math and the flawed way it is now being taught. Here is the "History of
Teaching Math" over the last 50 or so years:
A logger sells a
truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the
price. What is his profit?
And we wonder why jobs requiring basic skills are outsourced to other countries? This rib-tickler comes from Aino and it's so much funnier when it's a real person. It doesn’t need to be proven, no good story needs more than a laugh to validate it. Full of Worms: Hello again! I was reading the Newspaper ads and remembered something that happened to me years ago. You can't make this stuff up! I had a co-worker, not a particularly likeable guy, but when he came to me with a dog problem I was willing to help. He wanted to sue a pet shop owner for selling him a pup which, according to him, was not purebred. (He was a mechanical engineer, well-educated but short of common sense.) I shared with him all I knew about the possibility of suing, burden of proof, AKC registration, etc. etc. The dog in question was a Siberian Husky. He brought photos - the dog looked like a Husky to me. Several conversations later I asked the question I should have asked at the first mention of "not purebred". I could have saved myself a lot of preaching. "What makes your think the dog is not purebred?" I asked, much too late. "How can he be?" this guy demanded. "He was full of worms!" Classified Ads prove the old adage "open mouth, insert foot." Actual Newspaper ads, sent in by Hal Gantt Keep your mouth shut and people won't know how stupid you are - put it in writing and prove it! Guaranteed to have you LOL. FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old.
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