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Funny Dogs Section
A Cowboy Goes To Heaven
A Cowboy stands up to a biker gang and this is what happened...
'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?', St. Peter asked.
'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered...
'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the s _ _ t out of all of you!'
St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'
'Couple minutes ago.’
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A cowboy appeared before St.
Peter at the Pearly Gates.
