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Gun Statistics
We demand gun control but whereas not everyone has a gun, everyone has a doctor...
(B) Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year are 120,000. (C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171. (Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health and Human Services.)
(B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year is less than 1,800. (C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is 0.0000187. (State and federal statistical estimates of Registered guns.)
Statistically doctors are 9,144 times more dangerous than gun owners.
Gun Control or Medical Industry Control? The Fact is NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS A DOCTOR.
The un-funny conclusion: "Guns don't kill people, doctors do."
Please alert your friends to this alarming threat.
WE MUST BAN DOCTORS BEFORE THIS GETS COMPLETELY OUT OF HAND!!!!!
Out of concern for the public at large, our statistician withheld data on lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical attention.
Editor's Note: Politically Incorrect but then Truth can be funnier than fiction...
ii 2nd Amendment Right, A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
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(A)
The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.
(A)
Number of gun owners in the U.S. is over 88,000,000.
