Ladies' Choice

If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never say its not quite as good as his mother’s cooking ...then buy a dog.

If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long as and wherever you want ... who is content to get into your bed just to warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores, better buy a dog.

If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, and loves you unconditionally... then buy a dog.

BUT if you want someone who never comes when you call,  walks all over you, runs around all night  and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness .... replace your husband with a cat!