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DOG RULES FOR HUMANS!

Received from Hal Gantt as found on facebook.

Author is unknown but deserving of credit for insightful brilliance on the correlation of dogs and people!

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1. Don't come home smelling of other dogs.

2. You must feed me every goodie you eat.

3. Don't call me or lead me to a bath.

4. Let me outside even though I just came in, there was an area I forgot to sniff.

5. I can sleep anywhere I choose even if it means you trip over me.

6. Don't shhhh me from barking while you are on the phone, I heard the wind blowing leaves.

7. Don't move me while sleeping sideways in the middle of the bed, you have enough room on the edge.

8. Don't think you can leave a room without me.

9. If it lands on the floor, It's MINE!

10. You will never pee alone again.

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